AND YET THEY CONTROL 2/3 OF THE GOVERNMENT, WHICH SHOULDN’T MAKE THE GOP FEEL GOOD ABOUT ITSELF: Democrats Really Suck At This Stuff. “That headline could refer to so many things, nearly everything, as a matter of fact. Just about the only thing Democrats do well is lie with a straight face, and that’s accounting for the curve being ruined by Nancy Pelosi’s inability to move most of her face thanks to Botox.”