IF THE PARTY WANTS YOU TO HAVE FUN, COMRADE, THE PARTY WILL ORDER YOU TO HAVE FUN: Stanford’s War on Social Life.

With educational standards slipping, the “college experience” was supposed to be the lure. Now the educrats have ruined that. Why go?

And why let neurotic killjoys run everything? It won’t even make them happy, because they’re incapable of happiness, and proud of that fact.