I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRIPPED OF ALL RIGHTS WHEN THE VIRAL MOB DECLARED YOU AN UNPERSON: Woman sues ex-employer for racial discrimination after viral Central Park incident. “The lawsuit alleged that Amy Cooper was ‘characterized as a privileged white female ‘Karen’ due to the company’s public statements and alleges that the company did not perform an investigation into the incident, as publicly stated, and did not speak with Christian Cooper or obtain the full 911 calls.”

Flashback from Ed, since this exchange doesn’t appear in the above article: “At this point, Christian performs a self-own for the ages: ‘ME: Look, if you’re going to do what you want, I’m going to do what I want, but you’re not going to like it. HER: What’s that? ME [to the dog]: Come here, puppy!’”

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