YOU KNOW, NORMALLY I’D SAY THIS IS CRAZY, BUT THE TIMES WE’RE LIVING IN… UFOs are real, feds’ cover-up fueled by fear: ex-Pentagon whistleblower.

These are not quite the times that try men’s souls. They’re more the days that make all of us start to believe lizard people conspiracies, simply because they make more sense than the reality we’re stuck in.