IF YOU LOOK UP “SOUTH PARK REPUBLICAN” IN THE DICTIONARY, you’ll probably see a picture of Dennis Miller, who observes:

I’m left on a lot of things. If two gay guys want to get married, I could care less. If a nut case from overseas wants to blow up their wedding, that’s when I’m right. (Sept. 11) was a big thing for me. I was saying to liberal America, “Well, what are you offering?” And they said, “Well, we’re not going to protect you, and we want some more money.” That didn’t interest me.

Indeed.