WHAT’S THE SIGN THAT A CELEBRITY HAS REALLY ARRIVED?

he’d or she’d be feted at White House dinners and performing for the troops; sipping coffee with Katie Couric and writing guest posts for Instapundit.

No celebrity (except Eugene Volokh, who’s kind of a celebrity, I guess) has actually made guest posts on InstaPundit. But I suppose they can still hope. Don’t cry, Hollywood, there’s always tomorrow. . . .