WHY ARE COLLEGE STUDENTS EVER TRUSTED TO RUN THEIR OWN LIVES? “We need to keep these little monsters locked up until they’re 25. Who knows what they will do with their freedom? They might party in their hallways and become cavalier about wearing masks and sanitizing their hands. There’s no end to the dangers of freedom. You really cannot trust people to put safety first, week after week, month after month. At some point, they will hang out and hook up.”

The followup question is, why go to college if you’re not trusted to run your own life?