COOL. EVERYONE IN VERMONT? START GOING NAKED. WE’LL SEE HOW LONG THAT LASTS:  Vermont Says Target And Costco Sales Of Clothes, Toys, And Beauty Supplies Is Non-Essential.

It will also answer once and for all the question of whether or not a UFO landed in Des Moines Iowa, carrying what look like masses of animated tapioca. And whether a lot of people are wearing them between their shoulders.  (What? Like the rest of you who have read Heinlein’s The Puppet Masters haven’t been thinking exactly that the last month!)