OBVIOUS HEADLINE OF THE WEEK: “For Boston Archdiocese, Bankruptcy Would Have Drawbacks” — gee, do you think?

But it’s not all bad news, as Scott Ott reports under the headline “Bankrupt Archdiocese Plans ‘Huge Blow-Out Sale.'” According to Ott’s probably-not-reliable account, ads will feature Cardinal “Crazy Bernie” Law announcing that “everything must go, down to the bare walls!”