AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD (THE BABYLON BEE) COVERS THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY (IN GLORY. OKAY, NOT REALLY, IN “SNORT-GIGGLE”):
Bloomberg Stops By Daytona 500 To Hand Out Speeding Tickets.
Sanders Fired From Sanders Campaign For Refusing To Work.
Biden’s Female Staff Warned To Wear Backward Wigs So He Doesn’t Sneak Up On Them.