HEY, BABYLON BEE, LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT MERRIAM-WEBSTER:

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOESN’T SAY SATIRE SHOULD BE, BEE? WELL IT SHOULDN’T BE FACTUAL, BEE:  Nation’s Progressives Give Thanks That They Have So Much To Be Angry About This Year.

Look, guys, I appreciate your hard hitting pieces as much as the next person, but when you set out to be a small, Christian satire journal and you become America’s paper of record, it pains me to say it, but you’re doing it as wrong as the New York Times, which claims to be reporting news while writing tawdry and predictable Marxist pulp fiction.