SPEAKING OF NOT KNOWING THE MEANING OF WORDS, DOES ANYONE HERE THINK THE BABYLON BEE STAFF HAS EVER LOOKED UP THE WORD SATIRE? BECAUSE D*MN IT BEE, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO JUST REPORT THE NEWS:  Kamala Harris Proposes Dropping Kids Off At School When They Turn 5 And Picking Them Back Up When They Turn 30.

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is America’s new paper of record.  And, bonus: Has never lamented the death of a “severe religious scholar” or cheered on the cartels killing innocent American women and children! Let’s hear it for the Babylon Bee.