A MALAYSIAN COUPLE IS SUING THE RELIGIOUS POLICE for bursting into their bedroom and separating them when they couldn’t produce a marriage license.

The mere existence of “religious police” is an abomination. I think there should be a bounty on them — or, at the very least, the “Buzz Aldrin remedy” should be applied forcefully. Staking out on anthills should be reserved for only the most dedicated members of the profession.