LOOK, WE TRIED TO KEEP THIS FROM INCOMERS, BUT IT’S TIME TO LEVEL WITH YOU GUYS:

If you came to Colorado recently, particularly if you’re a liberal and/or from California? Yeah, Colorado is a horrible state. It’s not just the cute groundhogs who carry plague. The squirrels do too. and there’s hantavirus in those cute little mice that infest your yard. And that’s not counting our extreme weather and the altitude. Everything in Colorado can kill you. Go back while you can. Sauve qui peut:  Plague-ridden prairie dogs pose danger to Colorado tourists.