SALON SEXWATCH UPDATE, special nostalgia edition: Still no sex in Salon (“My girlfriend doesn’t banter well?” Puhleez. This is a sex column?) Sadly, Rachael Klein is long gone from the Daily Cal, but her successor, Teresa Chin, has advice on combining food and condoms.

Advantage: Daily Cal. Like that’s news. Hey, maybe Teresa could give helpful advice to the Johannesburg Summit attendees.