THE ANTI-MCKINNEY CONSPIRACY HAS BEEN EXPOSED! And it’s all because of some vigilant folks at BartCop who were willing to look beyond appearances — but not too far beyond.

UPDATE: Dang, and my secret identity has been discovered, too. I’d have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!

ANOTHER UPDATE: One clever reader has figured out that the above is a fake secret identity, and says that this is the real one. Or is it? Bwahahahahaaaa!