21ST CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: 4 Reasons I Refuse To Change My Last Name For My Future Husband. It’s very important to list all the things you won’t do for your future husband before you meet him.
UPDATE: Oh, and this will help: Why I Don’t Give Blowjobs. Am I being selfish? Probably.
Same author, three years later: “Hello I need work. Will someone give me work? You can give me money too. Help.”