KURT SCHLICHTER: Some New Year’s Resolutions for Our Progressive Pals. “The year 2016 was a great one for our progressive friends – except for that whole utter repudiation unpleasantness of last November. Now, as a concerned conservative friend eager to help, let me offer you some New Year’s resolutions that will keep you on the path to success. The bottom line: stay the course!”

UPDATE: From the comments: “Heh – you should have given that both a “read the whole thing” and a ‘don’t read while drinking or eating’ warning.”