I’M SO OLD, I CAN REMEMBER WHEN OBAMACARE WAS GOING TO FIX ALL THIS: Mom Who Gave Birth in Car Must Pay $7K Delivery Room Fee.

When the Insta-Daughter was born, the obstetrician was also looking after a much-higher-risk delivery, and she was nearly crowned before he came back. I told the nurse that if I had to deliver my own kid, they weren’t getting a dime from me. Perhaps coincidentally, he showed up minutes later.