ANTHONY WEINER IS IN “REHAB” FOR “SEX ADDICTION,” WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE HE DOESN’T SEEM TO HAVE ACTUALLY GOTTEN ANY SEX: “The man is separated from his wife. Why can’t he just get some actual real-world sex instead of the ridiculous trapped-at-home internet foolery that we’re shaming him to death over? It seems absurd to institutionalize him. Why not liberate him? What’s the more likely route out of his masturbatory hell?”

Well, “rehab” keeps him out of the news until after the election. But I suspect that his behavior was inspired by the discomfort of his marriage, and that once he’s free it’ll change. But maybe I’m wrong.