“SHRIMP SIMULACRUM.” SOUNDS DELICIOUS! A New Shrimp Simulacrum Hopes To Take Plates By Storm. “Barnes told the Atlantic that the process of making the faux crustacean, out of red algae and protein powder, is like ‘baking a loaf of bread.’ New Wave won’t be the first faux shrimp on the market, but because they are made of the same algae that shrimp regularly eat, these shrimp knock-offs claim to have a much closer nutritional profile that any previously produced.”

Yum. Not just shrimp simulacrum. Algae-based shrimp simulacrum. Who could say no to that?