I GUESS WE’RE SHOVING OUR COLONIALIST IDEOLOGY DOWN HIS THROAT OR SOMETHING: US man ‘tries to join Al Qaeda in protest at his country’s gay marriage laws.’

Adam Shafi, 22, said the country was ‘heading in the wrong direction’ after the Supreme Court ruled to allow equal marriage in all 51 [sic] states.

Authorities claim the Californian tried to board a flight to Turkey to join the terrorist group’s Syrian branch, al Nusra, after backing out of joining Daesh (Islamic State) last year, the Daily Beast reports.

His alleged rationale for this was that Daesh was too brutal and killed too many fellow Muslims, but Al Qaeda were more moderate.

So Obama’s strategy of empowering moderate Muslims is working!

UPDATE: Taliban Asked Bergdahl: “Is Obama gay and sleeps with men?”