THE ONION: ‘Time’ Publishes Definitive Obama Puff Piece: “Hailed by media critics as the fluffiest, most toothless, and softest-hitting coverage of the presidential candidate to date, a story in this week’s Time magazine is being called the definitive Barack Obama puff piece. ‘No news publication has dared to barely scratch the surface like this before,’ columnist and campaign reporter Michael King wrote in The Washington Post Tuesday. ‘This profile sets a benchmark for mindless filler by which all other features about Sen. Obama will now be judged. Just impressive puff-journalism all around.'” (Via Protein Wisdom).