I BLAME MICHELLE OBAMA: Lunch Lady Blues: A report from the General Accounting office finds students are sneaking salt shakers onto campus and creating a clandestine market for potato chips. “Five years after Congress passed the Healthy Hungry-Free Kids Act, an offshoot of first lady Michelle Obama’s ‘Let’s Move!’ campaign aimed at curbing childhood obesity, participation in school lunches across the US has declined by 4 percent – or 1.5 million kids – food wastage has gone up, and growing numbers of lunch rooms are operating in the red.”