THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA AND SELDOM ENDS WELL: Plane stowaway’s body found on London roof. “A stowaway has plunged to his death from a plane and landed on a shop in a high street in London. A second man who did not fall from the plane is being treated in hospital. The two men are believed to have clung on to a British Airways plane as it flew more than 8,000 miles (12,875 km) from Johannesburg in South Africa to Heathrow.”