LINCOLN CHAFEE HARDEST HIT: Shocking to see something so reasonable from Mother Jones, but they’re entirely correct: America Uses Fahrenheit. The Rest of the World Uses Celsius. America Is Right. The Rest of the World Is Wrong. I like their graphic, too.

And speaking of Lincoln Chafee, let me note that there are two kinds of countries in the world: Those that use the metric system, and those that have walked on the Moon.