BRINGING A KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT ISN’T ALWAYS A BAD IDEA: Katana-wielding homeowner – 1, Four pistol-packing burglars – 0. “Unlike the “Middle-Aged Mormon Ninja Bishop” who simply needed to brandish a sword to thwart an assault, a 49-year old Argentinian homeowner went positively Medieval on the quartet of thugs who broke into his home recently. Things did not go well for the burglars.” Well, good.