SO THIS ARTICLE BY OLGA KHAZAN IN THE ATLANTIC makes a big deal about women doing more household chores than men — “by 51 minutes per day, according to the 2013 Time Use Survey numbers. That’s almost an entire Game of Thrones episode” — but if you actually go to the American Time Survey and move on to the second page — the one that includes “work and work-related activities” — you find that men spend a lot more time, you know, working than women do. But that’s not the the point. The point is to spread #waronwomen resentment as battlespace prep for Hillary. A woman President will show those stupid, lazy men!

I think we should get 50% of federal tax revenues from each sex, and adjust the rates until that happens. Because fairness.