JIM TREACHER: Ronan Farrow Is Every Bit As Funny As His Real Dad, Woody Allen. Schindler’s List is always a good punch line.

Plus: “Those Holocaust survivors are always whining about how tough they’ve had it, but what do they know about pain? Try putting yourself in Touré’s shoes. He has to deal with problems most of us can’t even imagine. He’s stuck on MSNBC in the middle of the afternoon. He wrote a whole book about Prince, and nobody bought it. He has to sit in first class with a bunch of white people who have no idea who he is.”

No wonder MSNBC hosts are always having to apologize. The stress.