MATTHEW CONTINETTI: The Bonfire Of The Inanities. “The men and women who own and operate and produce every day the world’s most important newspaper are basically children.”

UPDATE: Don’t worry, Timeswomen — your job is safe, so long as a black man doesn’t want it.

Plus, from the comments: “If I was one of these women who feel unloved at the NYT, I’d try RIGHT NOW to get an offer from a paper with money (e.g. the Wall Street Journal) before all the other ladies run for the exit.”