MARRIAGE: “This couple could very easily get all the lefties to stop criticizing and even to admire them. All they have to do is keep the Biblical quotations to themselves and just tell people they’re really into BDSM, she’s the M and he’s the S, she really likes to be disciplined, he really enjoys disciplining her, and who are you to judge? They can be totally traditional in the privacy of their own home and totally transgressive in public. Win-win!” Or just say you’re Muslim. Multiculturalism FTW.