THE GENERATION THAT WOULD CHANGE THE WORLD IS STILL LOOKING FOR ITS CAR KEYS:

Does former President Bill Clinton regret his error-strewn defense of his wife’s Bosnia sniper-fire story? Does he regret mis-informing voters in Boonville and Jasper, Indiana? “I regret that people like you care more about that when whether she served the troops,” he told reporters today in Terr[e] Haute, per ABC News’ Sarah Amos.

Does anybody know how to play this game?