THINGS MUST BE GOING SWIMMINGLY! Administration will not release number of Obamacare enrollees on opening day.

Related: CNN: Rough Rollout For ObamaCare Website.

UPDATE: Why Won’t The Exchanges Load? “I was going to write a review of the Affordable Care Act’s health insurance exchanges this afternoon — go through the process of shopping, and then tell you which exchanges were good, which were bad and so forth. Unfortunately, I couldn’t actually get into most of the exchanges; they wouldn’t load. Or they barfed* at creating a login. Massachusetts let me get almost all the way through, then abruptly melted down when I asked it to show me policies that I might be interested in.”