“CRUCIFIXION FOR YOU?” “No thanks, it might be too disturbing for pre-schoolers.”

Mark Steyn comments: “So now the story ends with the Last Supper – and presumably afterwards Jesus and His friends watch Elmo and then go to bed. That the foundational event of your faith is now excessively ‘disturbing’ is almost too parodic a reductio of the Wimp Christianity of the mainline churches.”

UPDATE: Reader Greg Kemnitz emails: “A passion play without the Passion! How postmodern…”