MORE VIOLENCE — TO REASON — AT GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS: Misheard ‘Fresh Prince’ song sparks schools lockdown. “In the you-can’t-make-up-this-stuff category: Schools in a Pennsylvania county were put on lockdown after a receptionist misunderstood the words of the theme song to ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,’ which a student had as his cellphone greeting, and thought the teen was going to commit violence.”

Good thing it wasn’t the theme from “The Nanny.” God knows what that could have led to.