I MENTIONED JARED’S TEN-YEAR ANNIVERSARY — and “ridiculously hot girlfriend” — below, but here’s much more from Advertising Age. “He’s appeared in more than 50 commercials, outlasted four ad agencies and still regularly tops likability and recall ratings.” And yet the ad people kept trying to get rid of him. Plus, “You don’t hear of Jared off using cocaine at a nightclub or something.”