HOW YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN VEGAS: The minibar, besides the usual assortment of overpriced drinks and snacks, features an “Intimacy Kit.” The camera’s a nice touch, too . . . .

UPDATE: Reader Jane Chyna emails:

Well, now you’ve peaked my curiosity and I MUST know what’s in the intimacy kit.

I’ll send $10 if you’ll open it and blog the contents.

No need — there’s a label. Two condoms, two “obstetric wipes” and some lube. All you need for, er, intimacy. What could be more romantic?