VODKA TAMPONS DON’T WORK AS ADVERTISED: Okay, so maybe butt chugging works (who knows?) but an experience in my very young teen years (no, it didn’t involve drinking.  It was an hygiene-freak thing) always made me doubt the distaff side use of vodka soaked tampons.  This woman’s experiment seems to prove my thoughts.  (Warning — that link goes to an author who is so uncouth as to PREFER drinking gin.  Words fail me.)

UPDATE: I don’t mean to imply Butt-chugging doesn’t work.  My fans can stop sending me explanatory emails and “true experiences” now.  I just say that vodka tampons don’t, unless the woman is a SERIOUS masochist.