IS BARACK OBAMA THE MESSIAH?
UPDATE: Reader Clyde Spicer emails: “I’ve seen this before, only the last time, the part was played by Roger Daltrey. The whole thing reminds me of the holiday camp scene in Tommy. Obama’s theme song should have been The Who’s I’m A Sensation.”
Hmm. I leave a trail of rooted people, mesmerized by just the sight. . . . I am the light. Sounds right to me! But Roger Daltrey had better hair.