FIRST-WORLD PROBLEMS: Large Breasts, Small Waist, and Looking For A Bra? Good Luck!

Two months ago I walked into Neiman Marcus’ lingerie department in San Diego and asked the saleswoman if she had any bras in my size, 28G. Like a deleted scene from Pretty Woman, she treated me as if I was a pair of Lucite platforms away from a highway strip club.

“Oh, we don’t do that here,” she said with a hint of embarrassment.

I’d refer people to the Thin and Curvy blog, but it seems to be on hiatus.