OH, WELL, HE DIDN’T BUILD THAT ANYWAY: Kid’s Hot Dog Stand Shut Down by City Officials Before It Even Opens. “He arrived to set up shop on his first day and 10 minutes later, a zoning official arrived to shut him down. The problem: The cart, which is in the parking lot of a sporting goods store, is on the edge of official downtown commercial district of Holland, Michigan. The city bans food carts in that area in order to minimize competition for the eight tax-paying restaurants a couple of blocks away.”

God forbid that your effort to support your family should reduce the flow of lucre to The Man.