HEH: “The first thing on [The New Republic’s] web site at the moment is a lot of high-minded blather in honor of the new owner (‘we will continue the great tradition … since 1914 …etc. ….’) immediately followed by ‘Is Female Masturbation [really] the last taboo?’”

Plus: “You can now get your Christina Hendricks topless photos on the distinguished web site Slate.com. Except not quite. It’s all empty foreplay with these intellectuals!”