OBAMA ON TOUR: “I MAKE NO APOLOGIES FOR BEING REASONABLE.” And I make no apologies for being Marie of Roumania.

UPDATE: Reader David Ringelman emails: “Every time I hear the President reel off the list of ‘economic headwinds’ he’s had to deal with and his string of ‘bad luck,’ it makes me think of this:”

MORE: Ric Locke has another suggestion.