OKAY, WE’RE CLEARLY IN AN ECONOMIC CRISIS, NOW: Bacon Prices About To Skyrocket!

If it gets bad enough, I might have to dip into my emergency supply.

UPDATE: Prof. Stephen Clark writes: ‘No, it’s not your emergency supply; it’s your strategic reserve. ” Ooh, I like that. A strategic bacon reserve. For use in case of a deliciousness crisis.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Hey, don’t mock me. China has a Strategic Pork Reserve. You know, I’ve always mocked Tom Friedman’s wide-eyed admiration for all things Chinese, but now . . . .