WHAT WOULD THE PICKUP ARTIST COMMUNITY SAY? Happy guys finish last, says new study on sexual attractiveness. “Women find happy guys significantly less sexually attractive than swaggering or brooding men, according to a new University of British Columbia study that helps to explain the enduring allure of ‘bad boys’ and other iconic gender types. . . . The study found that women were least attracted to smiling, happy men, preferring those who looked proud and powerful or moody and ashamed. In contrast, male participants were most sexually attracted to women who looked happy, and least attracted to women who appeared proud and confident.”

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