HAPPY EARTH DAY: “President Obama declared today’s 41st annual Earth Day proof of America’s ecological and conservation spirit—then completed a three-day campaign-style trip logging 10,666 miles on Air Force One, eating up some 53,300 gallons at a cost of about $180,000. And that doesn’t include the fuel consumption of his helicopter, limo, or the 29 other vehicles that travel with that car.”

Related: “Earth Day is now a joke.”

UPDATE: The headline of the day is from MSNBC, believe it or not: Earth Day Co-Founder Killed, Composted Girlfriend.

I don’t think that’s what they mean by an Eco-Friendly Love Life.