LEGAL INTERPRETATION:

In a world where it depends on what the meaning of is is, all the government needs to do is interpret. Regulating interstate commerce includes forcing people to buy things they don’t want to buy, and smoking includes not smoking. You can make anything you want be true, if you only believe. And “you” means “the government,” and “believe” means “dictate.”

Thus spake the Constitutional Law professor. And who would know better?