25% OFF WOMEN’S INTIMATE APPAREL. You know what’s better than women in “intimate apparel?” Women out of “intimate apparel.”

UPDATE: Reader Charles Hill writes:

This reminded me of something I found in one of James Lileks’ books:

“Let us be frank about the purpose of lingerie…. It is not normal clothing. It exists for one purpose: to be, eventually, visible for a very short time. If it is visible for a very long time – and I am trying to be delicate about this – then it is not doing its job.”

Heh. Indeed.