OH, THIS IS JUST WORKING OUT SO WELL: TSA pat-down leaves traveler covered in urine: ‘I was absolutely humiliated,’ said bladder cancer survivor. “Every time I tried to tell them about my medical condition, they said they didn’t need to know about that.” Apparently, they did.

See, the problem with this whole thing is that people don’t respect the TSA, because it’s an idiotic organization. And with reason, apparently.