BILL CLINTON DOESN’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT AL GORE:

Given I was surrounded by five armed Secret Service agents who eyed me suspiciously, I didn’t have the nerve to bring up Al Gore’s name, but another Aspen pal did so. ”Even though it was about a global warming issue and had nothing to do with that masseuse sex scandal, the mere mention of Gore’s name made Clinton shoot me a very ugly look,” said the source, who realized the former president was mentally connecting the dots to his own well-documented challenges to marital fidelity.

Heh.